Michael Scott: Alright everybody— [noticing Pam’s glasses] Oh. My. God. Pam. Those make you look so ugly. Uhh, Pam in order to get hotter you take the glasses off. You’re moving in the wrong direction.
Pam Beesly: I don’t have my contacts—
Michael Scott: Dah, dah, dah. I can’t even hear you. It’s just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.
![Michael Scott: Alright everybody— [noticing Pam’s glasses] Oh. My. God. Pam. Those make you look so ugly. Uhh, Pam in order to get hotter you take the glasses off. You’re moving in the wrong direction.
Pam Beesly: I don’t have my contacts—
Michael Scott: Dah, dah, dah. I can’t even hear you. It’s just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ex1dIAdE1qcg655o1_500.jpg)