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Hey, can you send me that monkey sex video? I’m going to forward it.. like it’s hot. Forward it like it’s hot.
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott:
Go ahead, punch me.
Jim Halpert:
Can't. Just got a manicure
Michael Scott:
Oh, queer!
[remembers he's on camera]
Michael Scott:
... eye. Queer Eye. That's a good show. Important show.

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Michael Scott:
We're all going to die, of obesity. So how much are we gonna lose?
Jim Halpert:
I would like to lose 65 pounds.

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Michael Scott:
Alright everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! Just get in here, right now!

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